almost sh*tting yourself...

IS DEFINITELY NOT COOL.

I went to a party last night, went 6-0 in beer pong... (fuckin' champs)... i bro'd out. Chilled and chatted. Boozed and shmoozed... You know the usual party stuff.

Went to sleep around 4... woke up. around 8:30. Got my keys and left w/ chris. Walking to my car we see like 3 cop cars just chillin in the area waiting... once they drive away (or so we thought) I pull out and start going home... about 15 seconds into my journey the cop pulls behind me, throws the lights on. Oh and there's another cop behind him... I'm all like "fml...". He asks for license, registration, insurance... Makes me get out of the car, where he and some other douche cop questioned me... "how much did you drink?" That one really puzzled me, i really didn't know what to say... I just kinda mumbled "i don't know..." but then they were like "You drank so much you can't remember?" and then i was like "UH no i had a couple beers. but i stopped at 11 because i know i have to go to church at 12" I think that one was pretty good... (and true actually).

Then he makes me stand behind my car and starts drunk testing me. He did the "follow the tip of my pen" thing, which i aced... then he made me recite the alphabet... without singing. Aced that too (it's sorta weird not singing... try it.) Then I had to lift my right foot off the ground and count to thirty, that sucked. My leg i was standing on was all shakey because i was freaking nervous... but i did it. And then i got to do the infamous walk in a straight line... which i feel like i was a little sloppy but just because i was nervous... Anyway he gives me my license back asks if i'm going home and tells me not to do anything stupid... Then they pull away, but not after they stick their head in my car and peek around... ugh.

OY well crisis averted. I was pretty scared.

blaaaaaaah. i haven't wrote on this thing in a while.

go to this show on wednesday:

if you don't you're such a gay.
TOP 5 Reasons to go:
5. Matt Rupp is sucha funny.
4. My Aim Is True is so dang fun and catchy.
3. It's We Still Have Paris' LAST SHOW EVER! :(
2. Trees Above Mandalay is friggin sick.
1. It's your last chance to see me for like 11 days or something.

Fuck I'm so excited for tour w/ the title and apathy eulogy... I think i might go to costco today and stock up on granola bars and stuff. Otherwise I'll probably eat mcdonalds every day. I think I'll keep a log of my tour experience on here. hopefully i can get a plentiful amount of internets everywhere I go on the way to FL and back.

Also, someone buy me these shoes:
ES theory mid in maroon:


Nike MAVRK Mid in Black/White


ok bye.