I love urbandictionay.

1.	stranger	535 up, 34 down
	The act of sitting on one's hand for 20 minutes to make it go numb, and proceeding to jerk off with that hand. This will give the feeling of a hand job from someone else. 1. reverse stranger 47 up, 35 down When you sit on your dick, then give your self a handjob. It makes it feel like you're giving someone else a handjob. 1. complete stranger 12 up, 17 down The act of masturbating with both numb hand and penis, giving the effect of watching someone else masturbate. The logical graduation from a reverse stranger ughhhh that's rich.

things that are currently grinding my gears.

it's almost 3 AM, i'm bored, not tired... wired HAHA.

• That commercial with all of the pictures of the sad abused animals, and that depressing "in the arms of an angel" song... thanks now i feel shitty for not adopting abused animals.
• Speaking of animals, my cat is like sitting on my bed with his leg straight up in the air, licking his ass... go do that somewhere else, CAT. uhgghghgh.
• Monster Black Ice Slurpee, fuck you, the novelty of having a completely black out has worn off like an hour and a half ago. go back to normal colors mouth.
• MOSQUITOS. stop eating my legs. why are you even in my house. my feet are so itchy.
• The fact that i have class tomorrow from 1-5. Drawing I, you are indeed a stupid ass class.
• The fact that i can't find Tha Carter III anywhere on the internets, i don't feel like downloading each song separately. gosh, why is it so complicated and time consuming to steal music these days.
• Tonight in general, you suck.

except for the fire dancers. i don't know who you are, but you're pretty sick. I don't think smokey would approve though.

HEY WOW I SUCK AT THIS SHIT

SO i started classes at ccm yesterday. I actually like it so far. Well i like it for the most part. The drive sorta sucks... a lot of time and gas is spent on driving... Most of it just looking for a spot in one of the 7 student lots. And there's not even a shitty lot that you can rely on for a spot... they're all always full... well during normal hours that is.

Last night i had History of Graphic Design... seems like a interesting class. My stomach was doing some crazy stuff though, i seriously felt like i needed to fart for the 1st hour and a half, pretty sure it was just nerves though. This super attractive girl sat next to me too... so i definitely couldn't risk a fart. ha. The teacher seemed ALRIGHT. if the subject matter wasn't interesting though she might suck...

so ok, my 3 classes today were English, Math, and Japanese.

English: My teacher seems nice, and somewhat interesting... the people seem good enough. There's one fucked up clock that i spent half of the time in class trying to figure out. Maybe that's why i'm in ccm. KIDDING. not much to say about this class YET.

Math: Waiting for the teacher to show up, i was waiting with chris and this girl started talking to us... turns out she's 23, and failed this math class once or something. It's apparently "pretty hard." Class starts and the stuff we go over is SO EASY. I feel like i'm in 7th grade math... some quotes from that class:

(talking about binary, and bits and stuff)
Teacher: "Does anyone know what 8 bits make?"
Student: "A GIGABYTE"
Teacher: "uhh no."

then later on, our 23 year old friend asked the question: "SO does this mean that 1gb is more than 2 gb?!"

oi!

Japanese: OOOOOOOOH JEEEZ. The moment i stepped into this class i was unsure of it. I took a seat close to the door. The kids around me are babbling about computer games... age of conan, starcraft, world of warcraft... I had nothing to say haha. One kid has a halo 3 bag. Another kid had a nintendo bag. One kid is wearing a world of warcraft shirt that says "FOR THE HORDE"( thanks for spelling horde correctly chris, fag) .The teacher walks in and starts talking a whole buncha japanese. Turns out she was born/raised in osaka japan. She has such a stereotypical asian accent it's ridiculous. She pronounced laminate as "raminate". I LOL'd. We went around the class and said our names and why we're taking japanese. i would say 90% of people were like: "I LUBZ ANIME ^_^" and "I WANNA READ MANGA!" or " I WANNA MAKE VIDEO GAMES."

i'm not saying i'm a cool person or anything, i'm pretty lame, but these people were def. self esteem boosters. I'm sure i'm just being shallow though, they're probably really nice.

in other news i hate driving through dover, i constantly feel like i'm gonna get in an accident or something. also, driving manual in traffic situations suck.