http://www.myspace.com/eatmewhileimhot

i'm just gonna call these guys getting big in the next few months.

~768k views right now

gear grindin'.

More things that make me wanna chokeslam an old man:

1. People with over the top personal myspaces. By over the top i mean the kind with huge images on top of the page, like most bands have. And with super html coding that make their page look nothing like a myspace page... it's just like... you're just some punkass, no one cares stupid, go do something productive with your html skills.

2. People on craigslist who want a lot of money for stupid shit. Your shitty old shit isn't worth shit.

3. People on facebook who use stupid words in place of their last name such as CATASTROPHE, MURDER, PARANOIA and other words. Keep you shit on myspace.

4. The word "beanie." It sounds like a racial slur or something. It just sounds annoying. Beanie.

5. Twitter... no one cares what you're doing 24/7.

I love urbandictionay.

1.	stranger	535 up, 34 down
	The act of sitting on one's hand for 20 minutes to make it go numb, and proceeding to jerk off with that hand. This will give the feeling of a hand job from someone else. 1. reverse stranger 47 up, 35 down When you sit on your dick, then give your self a handjob. It makes it feel like you're giving someone else a handjob. 1. complete stranger 12 up, 17 down The act of masturbating with both numb hand and penis, giving the effect of watching someone else masturbate. The logical graduation from a reverse stranger ughhhh that's rich.

things that are currently grinding my gears.

it's almost 3 AM, i'm bored, not tired... wired HAHA.

• That commercial with all of the pictures of the sad abused animals, and that depressing "in the arms of an angel" song... thanks now i feel shitty for not adopting abused animals.
• Speaking of animals, my cat is like sitting on my bed with his leg straight up in the air, licking his ass... go do that somewhere else, CAT. uhgghghgh.
• Monster Black Ice Slurpee, fuck you, the novelty of having a completely black out has worn off like an hour and a half ago. go back to normal colors mouth.
• MOSQUITOS. stop eating my legs. why are you even in my house. my feet are so itchy.
• The fact that i have class tomorrow from 1-5. Drawing I, you are indeed a stupid ass class.
• The fact that i can't find Tha Carter III anywhere on the internets, i don't feel like downloading each song separately. gosh, why is it so complicated and time consuming to steal music these days.
• Tonight in general, you suck.

except for the fire dancers. i don't know who you are, but you're pretty sick. I don't think smokey would approve though.

HEY WOW I SUCK AT THIS SHIT

SO i started classes at ccm yesterday. I actually like it so far. Well i like it for the most part. The drive sorta sucks... a lot of time and gas is spent on driving... Most of it just looking for a spot in one of the 7 student lots. And there's not even a shitty lot that you can rely on for a spot... they're all always full... well during normal hours that is.

Last night i had History of Graphic Design... seems like a interesting class. My stomach was doing some crazy stuff though, i seriously felt like i needed to fart for the 1st hour and a half, pretty sure it was just nerves though. This super attractive girl sat next to me too... so i definitely couldn't risk a fart. ha. The teacher seemed ALRIGHT. if the subject matter wasn't interesting though she might suck...

so ok, my 3 classes today were English, Math, and Japanese.

English: My teacher seems nice, and somewhat interesting... the people seem good enough. There's one fucked up clock that i spent half of the time in class trying to figure out. Maybe that's why i'm in ccm. KIDDING. not much to say about this class YET.

Math: Waiting for the teacher to show up, i was waiting with chris and this girl started talking to us... turns out she's 23, and failed this math class once or something. It's apparently "pretty hard." Class starts and the stuff we go over is SO EASY. I feel like i'm in 7th grade math... some quotes from that class:

(talking about binary, and bits and stuff)
Teacher: "Does anyone know what 8 bits make?"
Student: "A GIGABYTE"
Teacher: "uhh no."

then later on, our 23 year old friend asked the question: "SO does this mean that 1gb is more than 2 gb?!"

oi!

Japanese: OOOOOOOOH JEEEZ. The moment i stepped into this class i was unsure of it. I took a seat close to the door. The kids around me are babbling about computer games... age of conan, starcraft, world of warcraft... I had nothing to say haha. One kid has a halo 3 bag. Another kid had a nintendo bag. One kid is wearing a world of warcraft shirt that says "FOR THE HORDE"( thanks for spelling horde correctly chris, fag) .The teacher walks in and starts talking a whole buncha japanese. Turns out she was born/raised in osaka japan. She has such a stereotypical asian accent it's ridiculous. She pronounced laminate as "raminate". I LOL'd. We went around the class and said our names and why we're taking japanese. i would say 90% of people were like: "I LUBZ ANIME ^_^" and "I WANNA READ MANGA!" or " I WANNA MAKE VIDEO GAMES."

i'm not saying i'm a cool person or anything, i'm pretty lame, but these people were def. self esteem boosters. I'm sure i'm just being shallow though, they're probably really nice.

in other news i hate driving through dover, i constantly feel like i'm gonna get in an accident or something. also, driving manual in traffic situations suck.

random thought...

Do you think people will still use facebook in 2o years?

I think it would be neat... Imagine a time when everyone is tagged in thousands of pictures and r crazy (or lame) life... you can be in touch with everyone... stay updated. Everyone's relationships will change from "in a relationship with" to "married to".


ha hmm. will the internet just be a thing of the past?

almost sh*tting yourself...

IS DEFINITELY NOT COOL.

I went to a party last night, went 6-0 in beer pong... (fuckin' champs)... i bro'd out. Chilled and chatted. Boozed and shmoozed... You know the usual party stuff.

Went to sleep around 4... woke up. around 8:30. Got my keys and left w/ chris. Walking to my car we see like 3 cop cars just chillin in the area waiting... once they drive away (or so we thought) I pull out and start going home... about 15 seconds into my journey the cop pulls behind me, throws the lights on. Oh and there's another cop behind him... I'm all like "fml...". He asks for license, registration, insurance... Makes me get out of the car, where he and some other douche cop questioned me... "how much did you drink?" That one really puzzled me, i really didn't know what to say... I just kinda mumbled "i don't know..." but then they were like "You drank so much you can't remember?" and then i was like "UH no i had a couple beers. but i stopped at 11 because i know i have to go to church at 12" I think that one was pretty good... (and true actually).

Then he makes me stand behind my car and starts drunk testing me. He did the "follow the tip of my pen" thing, which i aced... then he made me recite the alphabet... without singing. Aced that too (it's sorta weird not singing... try it.) Then I had to lift my right foot off the ground and count to thirty, that sucked. My leg i was standing on was all shakey because i was freaking nervous... but i did it. And then i got to do the infamous walk in a straight line... which i feel like i was a little sloppy but just because i was nervous... Anyway he gives me my license back asks if i'm going home and tells me not to do anything stupid... Then they pull away, but not after they stick their head in my car and peek around... ugh.

OY well crisis averted. I was pretty scared.

blaaaaaaah. i haven't wrote on this thing in a while.

go to this show on wednesday:

if you don't you're such a gay.
TOP 5 Reasons to go:
5. Matt Rupp is sucha funny.
4. My Aim Is True is so dang fun and catchy.
3. It's We Still Have Paris' LAST SHOW EVER! :(
2. Trees Above Mandalay is friggin sick.
1. It's your last chance to see me for like 11 days or something.

Fuck I'm so excited for tour w/ the title and apathy eulogy... I think i might go to costco today and stock up on granola bars and stuff. Otherwise I'll probably eat mcdonalds every day. I think I'll keep a log of my tour experience on here. hopefully i can get a plentiful amount of internets everywhere I go on the way to FL and back.

Also, someone buy me these shoes:
ES theory mid in maroon:


Nike MAVRK Mid in Black/White


ok bye.